{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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Light the Fuse is a live album by the Rolling Stones, released in 2012. It was recorded on 10 August 2005 at the Phoenix Concert Theatre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The album was released exclusively as a digital download through Google Music on 16 October 2012. The concert was performed in front of an audience of only 1,000.
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Coventry Godiva Harriers (CGH) is an athletics club based in Coventry, West Midlands, England. The club name refers to the notable Lady Godiva of Coventry and the sport of \"hare and hounds\" cross country running. The club uses the University of Warwick athletics track.
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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