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{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}
{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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Kriegsfeld is a municipality in the Donnersbergkreis district, in Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany.
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{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}